Hi, I’m Michael Steinberg. You might remember me from my appearances in Who’s Gotta Mohawk, Who’s Gotta Mohawk 2: Hair Goo Boogaloo and Who’s Gotta Mohawk 3: Mohawk, Mohawkier, Mohawkiest. I’d like to take a moment and talk to you about a really serious problem. Cat Jugglers. Even now, in random bars in the seediest parts of town, traveling entertainers are doing that most horrid thing. Cat Juggling. Won’t you please help me stop them? That said, please allow myself to introduce myself. I was born under the sea, to a family of Snorks who gave me up for adoption, where I found myself as a land-dweller in the Pacific NW. I still long for those happy days, living with the Smurf knock-offs, but will be content in my work with Butterflies, the fairest of the creatures, aside from sea urchins, whose raw flesh tastes delicious in rice and seaweed. Thank you, bye bye and buy bonds.
Interests
scuba diving, cycling, wrenching, wakeboarding, snowboarding, tubing, sushi, shows, shenanigans
